Resort Waiter
| Resort Waiter | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1773 |
| Locations | Kokomo Resort |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5 (cap at 500) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5 (cap at 500) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | Kokomo Resort Chip, Kokomo Resort Order Pad |
| Manuel | drinks tray |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Resort WaiterThis waiter is nothing if not full of smiles and tropical joy. You've never been asked, "What'll you have?" in such a beautiful lilting tone before. Probably he hates his job and your guts, but at least he's enough of a professional not to show it.
Hit Message(s):
With a martial-arts yell ("Kokomoooo!"), he tosses his tray directly at your neck. It's fortunate for you that he isn't allowed to sharpen the edge. Ow!
He brings you your order, and you're halfway through drinking it before you remember -- you never ordered a Drano & Tonic. Ow!
He bashes your head with his tray, and it makes a very satisfying and gong-like klonnnng! sound. Even through the pain, you have to admit it's a nice tone. Ugh!
He orders a steaming hot bowl of soup from himself and dumps it right in your lap! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Ow! (hot damage)
His tray bounces ineffectually off the table (and patrons) next to you.
He brings you your order, but you refuse to drink something with so much poison in it, and send it back.
He tries to bash you with his tray, but all the glassware flying everywhere alerts you to his plan.
He trips over the rug, dropping his tray and making a huge mess. Some wags in the crowd applaud sarcastically, as expected. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Chip (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Order Pad (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: drinks tray (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Kokomo Resort.
