Revolting bugbear

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Revolting bugbear
Monster ID 254
Locations The Bugbear Pen
Hit Points 10
Attack 13
Defense 12
No-Hit 23
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, tail, torso
Drops None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
revolting bugbear You're fighting a revolting bugbear

"The bugbears are revolting!"

"You said it, they stink on ice."

This bugbear has violently turned against its Gnollish masters. Also, it smells really bad.

Hit Message(s):

The bugbear swipes at your shoulder with mud-encrusted claws. At least, you hope it's mud. Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)

You catch a whiff of the bugbear's breath. Your stomach does a little dance-dance of revulsion. Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The bugbear raises its arm, apparently to make some sort of "Viva La Revolucion" gesture. The stench from beneath that arm is nearly unbearable. Ow! Argh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

The bugbear catches a whiff of itself and blacks out for a moment.

The bugbear shows you a picture of Mairman Chow, the leader of The Bugbear Revolution. You tell him he'll never make it with anyone if he keeps whipping that out.

The bugbear wobbles dizzily for a moment, but it doesn't fall down.

Fumble Message:

The bugbear raises its arm, apparently to make some sort of "Viva La Revolucion" gesture, but is knocked out by the stench of his own underarm. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 2-3 <substat>.

Occurs at The Bugbear Pen.

References

Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
  • "Dance-dance of revulsion" refers to the arcade game, Dance Dance Revolution.
  • Mairman Chow is a play on Chairman Mao ZeDong, a Chinese Marxist military and political leader and writer.
  • One of the miss texts refers to the Beatles song "Revolution 1": "But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao / you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow".