Roasted duck golem
| Roasted duck golem | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1303 |
| Locations | Chinatown Shops |
| Hit Points | 75 |
| Attack | 68 |
| Defense | 62 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | roasted duck |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a roasted duck golemA whole roasted duck, head still attached, hanging out in the open in the middle of a shop, was one of the weird sights I'd gotten used to. I'd always assumed they left the head on as an assurance of quality -- "Yep, that's a duck all right."
Seeing a bunch of them moving around under their own power, assembled into a roughly-humanoid shape and trashing the rest of the shop's merchandise, that was something I hadn't seen before. I wasn't sure I'd be able to get used to that.
Hit Message(s):
The creature clubbed me in the head with one of its roasted duck arms. It hurt more than you might expect. Ooh! Eek! Argh!
The duck arms bit me on the <groin> and <groin>. See, this is why you should take the heads off. Oof! Ow! Argh!
The roasted ducks enticed me with promises of delicious crispy duck skin. I couldn't believe what a sucker I was. Argh! Ugh! Ow!
Being bitten by a roasted duck was a reversal from the norm, and not one I cared to repeat. It was embarrassing as well as painful. Ow! Argh! Ow!
The creature clubbed me with one of its roasted duck arms. It didn't hurt much, but my dry-cleaner was going to have a project on his hands.
The duck arms tried to bite me, but I avoided the irony of being bitten by food.
The roasted ducks tried to entice me with promises of delicious crispy duck skin, but since it was trying to kill me I remained unmoved.
The monster tripped over a display of shrimp-flavored potato chips and detached into its component ducks. It took some time for it to reassemble itself, since none of the ducks seemed to be able to agree which one went where. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: roasted duck (30% chance)* |
Occurs at Chinatown Shops.
