Rubber emo roe
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rubber emo roe
This is a fake rubber emo roe, perfect for scamming inattentive newbies with, and then getting your account disabled. It also bounces really high, like a superball. (Insert "Superhitler" joke here.)
Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item
(In-game plural: rubber emo roe)
Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Hilarious Objects
- Items
- Pantogram pants (with the hilarious sacrifice, sometimes)
When Used
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| You bounce the rubber emo roe on the floor and catch it as it ricochets off the ceiling. Unless you're outside, in which case you just dribble it for a bit. Either way, it's a fun way to spend however much time it took you to read this. |
References
- The superball/superhitler is a reference to Adolf Hitler only having one testicle. See "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball".
- Real emo roes are in very high demand and sell for many millions of meat, hence the bit about scamming people with it. Scamming is also a bannable offense, hence the other part about getting your account disabled.
- A roe, in this case, is a squid egg – being a sphere, the rubber emo roe is nothing more than a rubber ball.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Veracity (#121572) - 90,442
- 🥈: hiDinghermit (#725639) - 17,701
- 🥉: MaryAnarchy (#65036) - 10,995
- #4: ms_gwyn (#114639) - 4,263
- #5: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 3,197
- #6: Icon315 (#1959735) - 2,341
- #7: Ashallond (#67689) - 1,674
- #8: dapanda (#2456712) - 1,667
- #9: Rustey Tin Can (#362738) - 1,650
- #10: SEPfield (#299043) - 1,419
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