Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer

Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer

Arise, members of the adventurtariat, and throw off the tyranny of begging for candy! You have nothing to lose but your cavities! Er, I mean, you have nothing to lose but the likelihood of having more cavities in the future!

Let not the tyranny of Uncle Crimbo persuade you to celebrate this ideologically unsound, yule-centric holiday mishmash known as Crimboween! Only you can throw off the yoke of your oppressor and lead the charge to a better, more equitable future for all!

Here's your candy, but know it is not the candy that makes you giddy and exciteable, it is the power for revolution within you!

You acquire an item: candy cane

or

You acquire an item: eggnog

or

You acquire an item: fruitcake

or

You acquire an item: gingerbread bugbear

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Occurs while Trick-or-Treating (a generic adventure added for Halloween XI).

References

• The description is a reference to the Communist Manifesto.