Rudolph the Red (Monster)
This page is about the unreleased Crimbo Town (2005) monster. For the Crimbo Town (2005) non-combat encounter, see Rudolph the Red.
| Rudolph the Red | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 323 |
| Locations | N/A |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Rudolph the RedThis reindeer only sees the world in two colors -- red and pink. He believes that Uncle Crimbo is a bourgoise oppressor, and that the elfretariat need to rise and free themselves from their chains. The fact that those chains are made of brightly-colored paper does not dissuade him at all. He fights for the rights of oppressed elves everywhere. All of the other reindeer laugh and call him names, but that does not dissuade him.
Hit Message(s):
He strikes a blow for freedom of oppressed elves everywhere! To be specific, a blow to your eye.
He calls you a bourgoise oppressor as he gores you with his antlers. You're not sure which hurts more -- the namecalling, or the sucking chest wound.
He smacks you in the part[sic] with his hooves. It would behoove you to dodge next time.
He gets distracted from the fight and starts knitting hats for all the elves.
He tries to gore you with his antlers, but you just laugh and call him names.
He tries to smack you with his hooves, but you leap away over the rooves.
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Notes
- Rudolph the Red was presumably meant to be fought in the Crimbo Town Toy Factory during Crimbo 2005. He was first encountered through the Deck of Every Card after the August 5th, 2015 update added factoids to many older monsters.
