Rulergheist
| Rulergheist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1367 |
| Locations | Art Class |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+4 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+4 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | metal edge, ruler, spirit |
| Drops | angry inch, angry inch |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a rulergheistSome malevolent ghost has picked up a bunch of rulers. Instead of drawing straight lines of precise lengths with them, it seems intent on raising welts on any student that crosses its path.
And man, some of the rulers have those freakin' metal strips embedded along the edge, and you just know that's gonna sting when you get it across your knuckles.
Hit Message(s):
It smacks you with a light plastic ruler with raised numbers on it, leaving an imprint of the whole thing across your <forehead>. Oof! Oof!
It smacks you with a metal drafting ruler. Ay yi yi, that hurts. Argh! Argh!
It smacks you with and[sic] old heavy wooden ruler, leaving a bruise exactly two and a half inches long. Argh! Argh!
It leaves a ruler-shaped welt exactly six inches long on your forearm. Eek! Oof!
It leaves a ruler-shaped welt exactly eight inches long across your butt, four inches on each side of the crack. Eek! Ouch!
It leaves a ruler-shaped welt exactly three inches long on the palm of your hand. Oof! Ouch!
It smacks you with its yardstick spine a hundred times, leaving you feeling like an entire football field just ran right over you. Eek! Eek!
It smacks you with a light plastic ruler, but doesn't swing it hard enough to really get the sting it wants.
It tries to smack you with a metal drafting ruler, but you drift away.
It swings a heavy wooden ruler at you, but it's too heavy for it to swing fast enough to hurt you.
It tries to hit you with a ruler, but ironically enough it miscalculates the distance between you.
It tries to hit you in the butt with a ruler, but you won't be having hanky-panky like that.
It tries to hit you with a ruler, but you won't be ruled by a rulergheist.
It stops to read the centimeter and millimeter marks on its rulers, once again trying to understand the baffling (yet logical) system of metric measurement. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: angry inch (25% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: angry inch (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Art Class.
