Salaminder

Salaminder
Monster ID	1290
Locations	The Nightmare Meatrealm
Hit Points	300
Attack	200
Defense	200
Initiative	100
Meat	200-300
Phylum	beast
Elements	hot
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, leg, tail, torso
Drops	None
Bounty	greasy string
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a salaminder

You notice an unusual salami -- unusual in that salamis are usually not piping hot, and also do not usually have lizard legs and vicious, foot-long fangs.

They're also usually not attacking you, which is why this one catches you off guard.

Hit Message(s):

It bites its own foot, squirting you with a little geyser of hot grease. Yow! Eek! Ow! (hot damage)

It bites you in the <thigh>, creating a burning sensation that goes all the way to your <thigh>. Eek! Ugh! (hot damage)

It bowls you over and crawls from your <thigh> to your <thigh>, leaving a trail of hot oil in its disgusting wake. Ugh! Oof! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The salaminder sinks its hot fangs into your ear and sucks out all of your subcutaneous fat. it is unbelievably painful. Ow! Ooh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

It charges toward you, but you were an all state salami leaping champion in high school, so you easily jump over it.

It leaps for your <thigh>, but your <thigh> has always been more of a pastrami kind of body part.

It tries to bite you, but you vowed many years ago that the biting relationship between you and salami would only ever go one way.

Fumble Message:

The salaminder loses its footing on the greasy terrain and rolls comically sideways down a hill. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire a bounty item: greasy string

(X of 8 found)

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Occurs at The Nightmare Meatrealm.