Sand in the Vaseline
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You appear to have wandered into the Frat Orcs' workout room. Wandering among the benches and rack of weights, you find yourself puzzled by an obvious discrepancy: how come they're so into body-building, when they scrupulously avoid all other forms of work?
Then you find a bottle full of rhinoceros hormones, and the mystery is solved. You suddenly feel less lucky.
![]() | You acquire an item: bottle of rhinoceros hormones |
Occurs at Orcish Frat House while Lucky! and undisguised.
Notes
- Adventuring here while wearing either the Frat Boy Ensemble or the Frat Warrior Fatigues will yield a different Lucky Outcome.
History
- Was a semi-rare adventure prior to Jan 1, 2022.
References
- The title of the adventure is probably a reference to the punch line of the joke which runs as follows:
- Q:"How do you make a hormone?"
- A:"You put <title here>"
- The title is certainly a reference to the use of Vaseline as a lubricant for anal sex, in keeping with the theme of homoeroticism among fratboys.
- The title of the adventure may also be a reference to the Talking Heads' album of the same name.