Save the Texas Prairie Chicken
You trudge over a low dune on the beach, and nearly stumble over the corpses of several pirates. After poking them a few times to make sure that they're not going to rise up in a horrible, groaning parody of life, you start searching them for valuables. You discover that one of them is carrying a shovel, one an elaborate iron key, and one a treasure map. From this, you cleverly deduce that they must have killed each other over the treasure.
You find the spot marked on the map a few feet away, and start digging. You uncover a stout oaken chest, which unlocks easily with the key you found. Slowly and dramatically, you lift the lid, and discover a green wool cap with a pom-pom on top.
Incredible! You've found Mike Nesmith's locker!
 | You acquire an item: wool hat |
Occurs at Sonofa Beach
References
- "Save the Texas Prairie Chicken" and "Mike Nesmith's locker" refer to the 60s television show The Monkees.
- "Mike Nesmith's locker" is also a pun on "Davy Jones' locker", Davy Jones being another member of the Monkees.
- The entire setup of this adventure is based on a scene in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, wherein three characters are fighting over a chest containing Davy Jones' heart.
