Saved by the Bell/Poems

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A collection of poems from Saved by the Bell.

Latin Phrase

The teacher running the club leaps up on a desk. "You, there! You have to <thing>!"

<thing> meaning notes
carpe diem seize the day This is the phrase from the movie, Dead Poets Society
cave quid dicis, quando, et cui be careful what you say, when, and to whom -
deus ex machina, et cetera god from the machine, and so on the first part is from a trope of using deities to resolve play plots
ipso facto by the fact itself meaning "as a direct consequence"
mens rea guilty mind ill intent
nolite te bastardes carborundorum don't let the bastards grind you down used in The Handmaid's Tale
nosce te ipsum know yourself -
Romani eunt domus Romans go home used in Life of Brian, pre-correction
Romani ite domum Romans go home used in Life of Brian, corrected by a Roman
tabula rasa clean slate -
terra firma solid earth the land parts of Earth's crust, differing from Ocean
vice versa the other way around -

Poetry

You clear your throat and recite:

Poem Source
Notes

Once upon a boring teatime
While I took much needed "me" time,
Suddenly there came a wee chime
of the doorbell at my door.

"The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe

In the Arid Extra-Dry Desert,
I met a creature, naked, bestial,
Who held a cup of coffee in his hands, and drank from it.
"Is it good, friend?" I asked.
"It is bitter," he said, "but I like it because it is bitter.

"And because it is my coffee."
"Tight," I said, "now put pants on, please."

"In the Desert" by Stephen Crane

(Also used for In the Desert.)

Lissen mistah ifya wannano
the ruhllybig
seeekrit of LIFE MEBBE
U*
*(uplifted)
pro(inverted)llyshud
drinka helluvalotta
cof(allatonce)fee

Style of e. e. cummings

This is just to say
I have bogarted all the pizza rolls
which you were probably saving for a party or something.
Im sorry
They're so gnarly
and Im so high

"This Is Just To Say" by William Carlos Williams

So much depends
on a rusty pitchfork
with a spider web
and two dead mosquitos

"The Red Wheelbarrow" by William Carlos Williams

There once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his eggs in a bucket
Said he with a grin, as he spied them within,
"If this bucket were corn, I would shuck it!"

There once was a man from Nantucket

Because I could not stop to pee------
it kindly stopped for -----me
I had to change my ---- underthings
Because it flowed so free----------

"Because I could not stop for Death" by Emily Dickinson

Then I had a crumpet,
Then I heard a trumpet
I heard them filling up a bucket just to dump it,
Then I saw the bugbears creeping through the black,
Burning through the tavern with their filthy tracks.

"The Congo" By Vachel Lindsay

Shall I compare thee to a harem girl?
Thou art less buxom, but far less diseased
Thy bosoms do not put one in a whirl,
And yet you spread not pox with every sneeze
So I'll be true, though th'goblin harem calls
For I can keep both thee, dear, and my balls.

"Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?" (Sonnet 18) by William Shakespeare

I sing of myself, for I am pretty awesome, a man woman child grown-up swinging enthusiastically through the sky, I totally rock in most conceivable ways, in the mirror I am reflected, and yet I reflect further, I'm on a horse.

"Song of Myself" by Walt Whitman

(From Leaves of Grass, also referenced here.)