Seannery the Conman
| Seannery the Conman | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1685 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | leather glove |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Seannery the ConmanYou approach the last man in the crowd. His salt-and-pepper hair and air of dignity begin to intimidate you before he even turns around, and once he does, his rugged good looks and immaculately-trimmed beard push you over the edge.
"I... er..." you stammer, "is this... contest... place?"
"I don't care about your shtupid contesht, <lad/lass>. I'm here to shteal shtuff!"
Hit Message(s):
He looks at you. "Do you expect me to talk?" you ask. "No, <playername>, I exsphect you to get shtabbed in the <gibletsh>!" Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
He shouts "Shuck it, Trebek!" as he stabs you in the <eye>. "What?" you reply. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!
He says "You're the man now, dog. The man being shmacked in the <gibletsh>!" Argh! Oof! Ow!
He says "I prefer your <gibletsh> shaken, not shtirred." Then he painfully acts on his preference.Ouch! Eek! Oof!
He shouts "Take thish, Mish Moneypenny." The confusion hurts almost as much as the ensuing stabbing.Eek! Ouch! Ugh!
He says "You're the man now, dog. The man being shmacked in the <gibletsh>!" (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Argh! Ow!
He tries to shmack you in the <gibletsh>, but he misshesh.
He prefers your <gibletsh> shaken, but you refuse to dance on command.
He starts to attack your <head>, but gets distracted trying to find the cure for cancer in a nearby jungle.
He tries to shmack you in the <gibletsh>, but he misshesh. (FUMBLE!)
Moxious defense! You miss!
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Smoothest Adventurer contest).
Notes
- This is the final Smooth Adventurer.
- Several combat messages use unique part messages. So far observed to be any of the following:
- armsh, arshe, buttocksh, chesht, fashe, gibletsh, gutsh, legsh, shtomach
References
- Of course it's Sean Connery. The fight text also exemplifies Connery's trademark lisp.
