Sebaceous shield

sebaceous shield

This is a sewer turtle wrapped up in bum skin. The combination of faint sewer stench and pronounced hobo grease (it's pronounced "hoe-boe greese") makes it a lot less likely that enemies will want to hit you.

Type: off-hand item (shield)
Damage Reduction: 2
Muscle Required: 2
Selling Price: 40 Meat.

+1 Stench Damage
+1 Sleaze Damage

(In-game plural: sebaceous shields)

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Item number: 2248
Description ID: 122533173
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Recipe

	sewer turtle	bum cheek
	sebaceous shield

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage
• Damage Reduction

References

• The item's name is a reference to the sebaceous gland, otherwise known as the oil gland in the skin.
• The line "it's pronounced hoe-boe greese" is a reference to the Lynyrd Skynyrd album Pronounced leh-nerd skin-nerd.
• The pronounced hobo grease / pronounced hoe-boe greese is also a pun because the first "pruh-nounst" is spoken a little differently than the second "prə-nounst'".

Collection

• 🥇: LAMPayatot (#1890248) - 400
• 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 139
• 🥉: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
• #4: Artie Effham (#976900), Nikademus (#95105) - 53
• #6: TheFatMan (#508685) - 50
• #7: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 44
• #8: Phantoom (#1803838) - 34
• #9: TurtleGirlPower (#354110) - 27
• #10: Raidenx434 (#1379718) - 26

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