Section 11
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| Section 11 | |
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| Monster ID | 2484 |
| Locations | Veterans Day Island |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 300 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 100% elemental |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Spirit of Veteran's Day, military orb, Congressional Medal of Insanity |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Section 11A wizard lady suddenly bursts out of a nearby hedge. "Hey, Susan!" she says. "Wanna see why they kicked me out of the army, Susan?"
"I'm not Su..." you say, but she's not paying attention. What she's doing instead of paying attention is casting every kind of spell in the book. Conjured flames engulf the area. Fist-sized shards of ice start flying around. Green mist coalesces from the trees. The bones of the ancient dead begin to rise from the ground at your feet. There are suddenly meatballs everywhere.
Hit Message(s):
Just for a laugh, she casts an additional little greaseblast at your <knee>. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
Just for giggles, she casts an additional little ice shard at your <knee>. Oof! Oof! Ugh! (cold damage)
Just for fun, she casts an additional little fireball at your <knee>. Ugh! Ow! Ugh! (hot damage)
Just for fun, she casts an additional little fireball at your <knee>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!
She sits back and admires her magical handiwork as the chaos continues.
She smiles as you continue to be battered by her chaotic magic.
She cackles madly as her chaotic spells continue to swirl around the area.
She cackles madly as her chaotic spells continue to swirl around the area. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Spirit of Veteran's Day (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: military orb (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Congressional Medal of Insanity (0.1% chance)* |
Occurs at Veterans Day Island.
Notes
- Has 100% elemental resistance.
- Deals damage of every element each turn.
The leftover flames from her spell burn your <knee>. 
You lose X hit points. (hot damage) Balls of conjured ice continue to fly around the area, occasionally hitting you in the face. You lose X hit points. (cold damage) Green mists of chaos magic tickle your nostrils. Apparently chaos magic smells absolutely awful. You lose X hit points. (stench damage) More bones burst out of the ground, and one flies directly into your <knee>. You lose X hit points. (spooky damage) One of the meatballs slams into your <knee>, splattering you with sauce. You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage)
- Cannot be copied when encountered on Veterans Day Island, but otherwise copyable.
References
- "Section 8" is code for a military discharge for being mentally unfit for duty.
