Security slime
| Security slime | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 869 |
| Locations | The Nemesis' Lair (Sauceror) |
| Hit Points | 210 |
| Attack | 160 |
| Defense | 144 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | slime |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a security slimeThis large dark-colored slime has the word SECURITY painted on the front of it, presumably to indicate that it's in charge of keeping order at the slime convention, and not to give a shout-out to its favorite aspect of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Which is a pity, because you think you could have had a really interesting discussion with it about said Hierarchy. For instance, your personal favorite part of it is the one about not getting beaten to death by a giant sentient ooze.
Hit Message(s):
It pulls your shoes off to check for explosives, but you weren't wearing shoes on your feet. Ow. Ouch! Argh! Ouch!
It checks you with a metal detector, finds you're insufficiently metal, and bangs your head against the wall for a minute. Oof! Oof! Ouch!
It confiscates a big bottle of water you didn't know you were carrying, and beats you over the head with it. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
It does a cavity search. It finds one in your upper rear molar, and pokes it really hard. Yeowch! Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
It does a full body cavity search on the slime in front of you. It's pretty unpleasant to watch, and the various corrosive secretions flying around don't do you any favors, either. Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
It checks you with a metal detector, and seems to approve of how metal you are.
It checks your shoes for explosives. It's invasive, but at least it didn't check your underwear.
It confiscates your big bottle of water. Since you didn't know you had it, you don't miss it.
It does a cavity search, but your dental hygiene is beyond reproach[sic]?
It squelches off to harrass an old lady slime who has a pair of knitting needles on her. While he's gone, three slimes laden with explosives waltz past. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain 40 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair.
References
- Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is a psychology theory proposed by Abraham Maslow to rank human needs, from most basic to most complex. Security is on the second level of the hierarchy.
