Semi-autonomous drill unit

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semi-autonomous drill unit You're fighting a semi-autonomous drill unit

This curious machine is kind of like a go-cart with a big drill bit on the front of it, and where a kid in a go-cart would normally sit, there's a helmeted Crimbo elf connected to the dashboard by a bunch of wires and tubes.

Said elf turns to you and says "Say, umm, can you maybe get me out of this thing?"

"Sure," you reply, "if you can manage to stop it from killing me."

"Hey, I can't make any promises," she says.

Hit Message(s):

You dodge out of the way as the drill thunders toward you, but you end up getting a face full of nasty exhaust fumes. Ow! (stench damage)

It drills a good-sized hole in your <bung>. "Ooh, ouch, wow, sorry about that!" shouts the panicking pilot. Argh! Oof! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It thunders toward you, but you take advantage of its wide turning radius and avoid getting drilled.

The elf manages to yank some wires out from under the dashboard, causing the drill to swerve out of the way before it hits you.

Fumble Message:

It thunders toward you, but you take advantage of its wide turning radius and avoid getting drilled. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

As the drill finally grinds to a halt, the elf extricates herself from the wreckage and thanks you as she beats feet.

You acquire an item: flask of tainted mining oil
You acquire an item: radiation-resistant helmet
You acquire an item: cylindrical mold

Occurs in The Crimbonium Mining Camp.

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