Sexy sorority skeleton
| Sexy sorority skeleton | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1103 |
| Locations | The Haunted Sorority House |
| Hit Points | 110/221/442/884 |
| Attack | 85/170/340/680 |
| Defense | 85/170/340/680 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 100% elemental |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Bone's Farm "wine", Haunted Sorority House staff guide, press-on ribs, throwing bone, extremely skinny jeans |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Laci Minneapolis-Hillings, the Sexy Electrical Engineer SkeletonA skeleton in the remains of a sexy costume staggers up to you and throws an armbone over your shoulders. Then she reattaches the armbone and looks at you with her empty eye sockets. "Hey, you're kind of, like, cute?" she says. "Wanna make out?"
"You don't have any lips," you point out.
"Oh yeah? Well you probably have back hair!" she shouts, lunging at you.
A skeleton comes clacking out of a nearby closet, clad only in the tattered remains of a weirdly specific sexy costume. She cocks one hip and says, "give me an appletini and a mop?" When you just stare blankly, she leaps at you.
A pile of bones in the corner stands up, dressed in what at some point was a sexy costume. "Ugh, I must have passed out for a little bit? Hey, ohmahgaw, I'm soooo skinny now!"
"Yeah, but your hips are still really wide," you say before you can stop yourself. The skeleton leaps at you, fingerbones ready for clawing.
A skeleton comes out of the bathroom (I guess there's a closet in there or something), pulling her strangely specific sexy costume around her scapulae. "Wha happened?" it slurs. "I just went in there to puke and now I'm . . . ohmahgawd . . . I'm nothing but bones now! Ugh! And I just got a mani-pedi! Someone's going to, like, die for this?"
A skeleton stumbles out of a closet and staggers toward you, its sexy costume in disarray. "Boooooooooo --" it wails, "--oooooobs! Where did my BOOBS go! I'm, like, not even an A-cup now! Those things were expensive!" The skeleton lunges at you, claws out. "Give me back my booooooo . . ."
Hit Message(s):
She tries to dirty dance with you, but just ends up poking her hip bones into your <leg>. Ooh! Ow! Eek!
She beats you with, like, her armbone? It's totally humerus? Argh! Ugh! Argh!
She says, "I, like, totally want to bone you!" Then she pokes you in the neck with a bony finger. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!
She pulls out a sweet sword and stabs you in the <leg>. Ow! Oof! Ooh!
She, like, totally knees you in the junk. Ouch! Eek! Ooh!
She, like, detaches a rib and throws it at you? Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
She stares deep in your eyes, and you stare deep into her empty eye sockets. How can this thing walk and talk without a brain? I mean, even before she was a skeleton? Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Eek! (spooky damage)
She tries on a pair of really, really skinny jeans.
She gets distracted by how loudly her hip bones are rattling.
You ask how her knees work without cartilage to attach the patella, and she gets too confused to attack.
She tries to stab you, but can't find her sweet sword.
She gets distracted, giggling at puns that involve the word "boner."
She does a jell-o shot, then scoops it off the floor and shoots it again, then scoops it off the floor and shoots it again, then wails with frustration. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Bone's Farm "wine" (1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Haunted Sorority House staff guide (1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: throwing bone (1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: press-on ribs (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: extremely skinny jeans (1% chance)* |
| You gain 170 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Sorority House.
Notes
- Images are randomly any of the following:
- This monster cannot be wished for.
