Sexy sorority werewolf
| Sexy sorority werewolf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1106 |
| Locations | The Haunted Sorority House |
| Hit Points | 110/221/442/884 |
| Attack | 85/170/340/680 |
| Defense | 85/170/340/680 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% physical, 50% elemental |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Silver Bullet beer, Haunted Sorority House staff guide, whisker pencil, drum of pomade, cursed scrunchie |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Muffy Wealthington-Bankshire, the Sexy Civil Rights Leader WerewolfA sorority girl in a skimpy (but oddly themed) costume staggers up and throws an arm around you. "I should warn you: I'm not like other girls," she slurs. "Being with me could give you a disease, a disfiguring curse that you'll have for the rest of your life."
Then her fingers grow into claws and her mouth fills with razor-sharp teeth. "Oh, and I'm also a werewolf," she snarls, and attacks.
You see a sorority girl in a sexy costume collapsed on the sofa, writhing as her body goes through a series of freaky changes. "B-b-but I just had a mani-pedi!" she moans, as her fingers elongate into claws. "But I just had a BIKINI WAX!" she shrieks, as hair sprouts all over her body. By the time her teeth turn into fangs, the whine about braces and dental work is lost in snarls and howls.
You see a sorority girl in a sexy costume crouched in a corner, shaking. As you watch, her fingers turn to claws and fur sprouts all over her body. "Tell me," she growls, her eyes going pure black, "does this lycanthropy make me look fat?"
A huge wolf-like creature comes bounding at you, snarling and hissing, the tattered remains of a sexy Halloween costume haphazardly draped across it. The fiend howls straight in your face, and you smell jell-o shots and cinnamon lip gloss.
A huge furry beast in the tattered remains of a sexy costume staggers up to you, crying. "Ohmygawwww, that guy called me a lycanthrope!" it sobs. "Do you know what that means?"
"Well, it means he probably doesn't appreciate you for who you are," you say.
"No, I mean, what does that word mean?"
"Oh. Lycanthrope means werewolf."
"Oh, that's fair, then," the creature growls, and tries to rip your throat out.
Hit Message(s):
What big teeth she has! All the better for chomping on your <thigh> with, my dear. Ooh! Argh!
She picks up a basketball and tosses it at you, knocking you off your feet. Ooh! Ouch!
What sharp claws she has! All the better for slicing your <thigh>, my dear. Argh! Ooh!
What big eyes she has! All the better for staring right through your soul, my dear. Ouch! Ow! (spooky damage)
She rips your lungs out, Jim. For some reason, that makes you wish you could meet her tailor. Ooh! Argh!
She tries to slow dance with you, but just ends up shredding your shoulders with her claws. Oof! Ugh!
She bites you and claws you at the same time. It hurts so much that at first you don't notice she's also humping your leg. Man, you wish you had a rolled-up newspaper. Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
She tries to chomp on your <thigh>, but fails.
She goes off to play a quick pick-up game of basketball.
She slices at you with her claws, but fails to connect.
She barks at the moons, then sits up and begs for a treat.
She tries to mutilate you, but you point out you're not a little old lady.
She tries to dance with you, but you've never gone in for dances with werewolves.
She pours herself a piña colada from the frat house bar. Before she can drink it, though, you point out that her hair is far from perfect. She starts crying and doesn't finish her attack. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Silver Bullet beer (1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Haunted Sorority House staff guide (1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: whisker pencil (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: drum of pomade (1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: cursed scrunchie (1% chance)* |
| You gain 170 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Sorority House.
Notes
- Images are randomly any of the following:
- The Silver Bullet beer, drum of pomade and cursed scrunchie are pickpocket-immune and cannot be forced by a yellow ray.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- The 1978 song "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon contains the lyrics: "He'll rip your lungs out, Jim, but I'd like to meet his tailor," "A little old lady got mutilated late last night," and "I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect."
- "I'm not like other guys" is a line spoken with unintendedly hilarious appropriateness by Michael Jackson in the ground-breaking video for the song "Thriller" just before he turns into werewolf.
- The hit and miss messages about basketball may be a reference to the 1985 Michael J. Fox comedy film Teen Wolf, which features him as a basketball-playing lycanthrope.
- Several hit and miss messages refer to the fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood.
