Sheer Comedy Gold
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Sheer Comedy Gold
As you plant your sapling, you see a tree go walking past you. Which, you know, is slightly unusual. It has a face on its trunk, and it strides on legs that seem to root and uproot with each step.
"Wow," you say to a nearby pirate, "it's an Ent!"
"It en't what?" the pirate says, confused."
"No, no," you say, "a treeherd."
"And what business do it be of mine what a tree heard? I've no secrets from a tree!"
"No, look," you say, "it has a herd of trees."
"Of course I've heard of trees! What do ye take me for, a simpleton?" The pirate kicks you in the shin with his pegleg. "Quit wasting me time! I just want to know who be on first."
"Never mind," you say, and limp off.
 | You lose 3 hit points. |
Occurs at The Arrrboretum on Arrrbor Day.
References
- The first part of this adventure references Peter Jackson's film version of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers where Merry and Pippin first meet Treebeard.
- This adventure also is a reference to Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First" sketch, and to a certain cow joke ("Sure I've heard of cows!").
