Shoots and leaves

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shoots and leaves
shoots and leaves

The favorite dish of gun-toting panda (or koala) bears everywhere, this is a big bowl of shoots and leaves. All this greenery is sure to be good for your colon, and possibly your semicolon. We were never quite sure how that thing works.

Type: food (decent)
Size: 4
Cost: 75 Meat


(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)
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Item number: -11
Description ID: -11_food
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Stores
Place For Eating (75 Meat)

When Consumed

You eat, shoots, and leaves. Wait, that joke doesn't work in the second person. Never mind..
AdventuresYou gain 6-10 Adventures.
You gain 7-8 Muscleboundness.
You gain 7-8 Wizardliness.
You gain 7-8 Roguishness.
(You gain 4 Fullness.)

References

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After he finishes, he pulls out a revolver, shoots the waiter, and is about to leave when the host asks about the strange behavior. The panda hands him a dictionary and points to the entry for "panda", which reads, "a bear-like mammal native to China that eats, shoots, and leaves." (Note the unnecessary commas.)