Sickpipe, the Skate Board Member
"Hey there, air-breather! I'm hoping you can help us with a problem. This park's been overrun by two rival gangs, the ice skates and the roller skates. They've recruited other fish to help on either side, and the whole park is a battleground right now. I'm afraid that if this keeps up, one of the ice skates is going to fall in love with one of the roller skates, and then everyone will break out in uncontrollable choreography! We'd love it if you could help restore some civility to our park.
We concerned citizens of the Skate Board have tried candlelight vigils, 10k swims, and even celebrity-studded charity songs, but nothing's worked. We figure it's about time to fight fire with fire. Wait, what's fire? And, for that matter, why does it -- what's the word -- burn? Anyway, I mean we need to fight violence with violence."
Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain
References
- "What's fire?" and "why does it -- what's the word -- burn?" are taken from the lyrics of the song "Part of Your World," from the 1989 animated Disney feature film The Little Mermaid.
- The line, "I'm afraid that if this keeps up, one of the ice skates is going to fall in love with one of the roller skates, and then everyone will break out in uncontrollable choreography!" refers to the musical West Side Story.