Site-pimp.com
On April Fools' Day 2006, Jick created a fake website called "site-pimp" and redirected the KoL homepage to this link. This page posed as a domain squatting company with rather odd domain titles. In case he ever takes the site down this page has been established so that the hilarity of this site and April Fool's Day 2006 will be preserved for eternity (or as long as this Wiki lasts). Clicking on any of the domain page links would take you to Kingdom of Loathing's main page.
sitepimp.front (sitepimp.front.html)
sitepimp.about.html (sitepimp.about.html)
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Domains available (sitepimp.html)
| Hot Hobo XXX Action | Infection of the Month Club | Crying Orphan Videos |
| Weehawken, NJ | Trapeze Lessons | Barely Legal MILFs |
| Cranial Liposuction | Jazz Hands | Pre-Owned Babies |
| Crushed Puppies | Mandolin Repair | Obviously Legal "Teens" |
| Totally Legal MP3s | Porn Porn Porn | Old Jokes |
| Seizure-Inducing Flash Videos | Leprechaun Rentals | Cheese Repair |
| Corpse Removal Services | Barely Paralegal Teens | XXX Tree on Tree Action |
| Stain Collecting | Sandwich Adjustment and Repairs | DIY Skin Grafts |
| Blogs | Blogs About Blogs | Blogs About Blogs About Blogs |
| Subliminal Massages | Airline Snake Repellant | Rusty Metal Objects |
| Lumberjacks | Kiefer Sutherland | Imaginary Girlfriends |
| Your Mother | Fake Online Banking | Things That Aren't As Cool As You Remember Them |
| Hot XXX Clown On Policeman Action | Domain Squatters | Pornographic Fonts |
| Ham | Religion Of The Month Club | Petitions Noone Cares About |
| Hot XXX Paint Drying Videos | J-Pop | Total Spiritual Enlightenment Or Your Money Back |
| Gibberish | Mongoose Rentals | Fictional Water-Heater Repairmen |
| Hotel Nonreservations | Hot XXX Teen/Lizard Crossbreeds | Movie Review Reviews |
| Stuff That Was Funny Once | Hot XXX Anthropomorphic Furniture | Knot-Tying For Perverts |
| Lettuce Rentals | Mantis Polishing | Regular Old Porn |
| Badly-Drawn Webcomics | Unintentionally Hilarious Blogs | Pictures You Won't Be Able To Un-See |
| Barely Legal Lemurs | Martial Arts Lessons For Poultry | Badly-Drawn Webcomics About Video Games |
| Lube Deliveries | Slide-Rule Rentals | Dumb Stick-Figure Games With No Future |
| Totally Legal Ways To Get Wrecked | Supposedly Funny T-Shirts | Lists of Things |
| Perversions You Haven't Tried Yet | Guess What? Porn! | Stuff That Fell Off A Truck, For Sale |
| Tattooed Radishes | Anatomically Correct Velvet Paintings | April Fool's Gags |
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sitepimp.404 (sitepimp.404.html, or any other invalid URL)
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1: Prologue
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jati. Rldr naim jati, wzfu rlm kfcqmt akm-akm-rja-rltmm, hu d
BmaNhrhmu dnnafkr -- rldr'u jlmtm saf'zz phki rlm kmor wfxxzm.
Qmndfum ap BmaNhrhmu' laftzs qdkijhirl tmurthnrhaku, H'em dzua
ntmdrmi ptac akm ra phem chttatu pat mdnl wfxxzm, dr kfcqmtu
mzmemk rjmkrs-paft rltafbl mzmemk rjmkrs-mhblr.
Rlm naim jati pat rlhu wfxxzm hu 'tadiqzanv'. Baai zfnv!
Notes
- The scrambled message on the 404 page is a remnant from one of Riff's previous puzzle contests.
