Skeleton with a mop
| Skeleton with a mop | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 999 |
| Locations | A Barroom Brawl |
| Hit Points | 7 |
| Attack | 8 |
| Defense | 7 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | armbone, head, legbone, rib, torso |
| Drops | beer-soaked mop, ice-cold Willer, ice-cold Willer |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a skeleton with a mopAs you step into the brawl, you bump into a skeleton who is busy mopping up a puddle of beer. "Why do I even do this?" he asks. "It's not like I get anything out of pouring beer through my ribcage. I just have to mop it right back up! My entire afterlife is one big joke!"
He spins around and pushes a bony finger into your chest, full of exasperated anger. Looks like he's going to attack you, whether or not he has the guts.
Hit Message(s):
He beats you with his arm bone. The pain is hardly humerus. Ouch! Ouch!
He connects his elbow-bone to your face-bone. Ugh! Eek!
He throws a rib at you, giving you a serious ribbing. Ooh! Ugh!
He knees you in the <giblets>. Criminy, that hurt! Ugh! Ooh!
He punches you in the <giblets>. The fistbone's connected to the <giblets> - bone. Argh! Ow!
He snaps one of his ribs off and bludgeons you with it. Wait, did I say one of his ribs? Sorry. I meant one of yours. Eek!
He snaps off a rib and throws it at you, but misses.
He tries to beat you with his arm bone, but his efforts are merely humerus.
He tries to throw a bone at you, but you didn't ask for anyone to throw you a frikkin' bone.
He tries to punch you in the <giblets>, but his fistbone doesn't connect to your <giblets> - bone.
He tries to connect your nose-bone with his elbow-bone, but fails.
He throws a punch at you, but his fist falls off and shatters on the floor. He scurries around picking up the pieces, muttering, "do you know how many bones there are in a human wrist?" (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: beer-soaked mop (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: ice-cold Willer (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: ice-cold Willer (30% chance)* |
| You gain 2 <substat>. |
Occurs in a A Barroom Brawl
