Slightly peevedbow
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slightly peevedbow
While nowhere near as powerful as a crossbow, this can still deal some damage to your enemies. Provided, of course, your enemies aren't immune to peeve-based damage, having kept them as pets.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed bow)
Damage: 6 - 12
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 60 Meat.
(In-game plural: slightly peevedbows)
Obtained From
- Stores
- The Armory and Leggery (450 meat)
Messages
You fire a bolt from your slightly peevedbow, hitting (and annoying) <it> for X damage. KAPOW! KAPOW! WHACK!
You fire another somewhat annoying volley from your slightly peevedbow, hitting for X damage. BOOF! BAM! SMACK!
You know what I hate? Taking X damage from a slightly peevedbow. I'm sure your opponent feels the same way. SOCKO! WHAM! BIFF!
You know what really grinds my gears? When someone shoots me for X damage with a slightly peevedbow. WHACK! KAPOW! BARF!
You let loose a volley of peeves from your slightly peevedbow, hitting <it> for X damage. SOCKO! SPLAT! KAPOW!
References
- "Pet peeve" is a phrase referring to a repeated event or phenomenon which a specific person finds especially annoying; that event is said to be the person's "pet peeve".
- The name "slightly peevedbow" is a play on "crossbow" (slightly peeved = cross = angry).
- "You know what I hate?" from the hit messages is a reference to "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney".
- "You know what really grinds my gears?" from the hit messages is a reference to an episode of Family Guy, where Peter becomes the host of a segment on the local news that parodies Andy Rooney.
Collection
- 🥇: CeruleanArcher (#1190641) - 7,000
- 🥈: TheGreyArcher (#211333) - 2,899
- 🥉: Artie Effham (#976900) - 404
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 336
- #5: Amoeba of Death (#845610) - 314
- #6: pigeongoatofdoooooooom (#537806) - 240
- #7: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
- #8: Nikademus (#95105) - 74
- #9: IntellectualPanther (#603540), TheDotGamer (#529795) - 42
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