Smoking grass

smoking grass

Your mother told you not to do this, but you did it anyway. You picked a blade of grass from a super-hot magical grassfire, and now here you are, with a blade of grass so hot and smoldery (is smoldery a word?) that it's making you cough and making your eyes all bloodshot, and what was I talking about? Do you guys have any potato chips or anything?

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 23 Meat.

Deals 250-300 Hot Damage and also, like, weakens enemies a bunch and briefly makes them forget what they were doing

(In-game plural: blades of smoking grass)

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Obtained From

Super-Intense Mega-Grassfire

snakefire in the grassfire

When Used

	You toss the grass on the ground at your opponent's feet. It starts a raging but short-lived fire, dealing 250-300 damage and emitting thick clouds of choking smoke. It looks dazed and confused.
	Monster attack power reduced by 50 Monster defense reduced by 50

References

• If you don't know that "grass" is another name for cannabis, you've led an oddly sheltered life. Or you're not native to English.
  • Potato chips are an easy and common snack for those experiencing the munchies.
    • Dude!
• Dazed and Confused is the name of a 1993 stoner movie.

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