Sodium golem
| Sodium golem | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1365 |
| Locations | Chemistry Class |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, sodium |
| Drops | nugget of sodium, nugget of sodium |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a sodium golemYou know what I've noticed? The kids today don't know squat about sodium. For example, if water comes into contact with pure sodium, it burns. And if you build a golem out of sodium, and douse it in water, you get a flaming hellbeast hell-bent on your destruction (and on raising your blood pressure).
If he hurts you, don't cry on him--that'll only make him burn brighter.
Hit Message(s):
He punches you with a flaming fist. Eek! Ow! (hot damage)
He licks you with a tongue of flame. Ooh! Ooh!
He grabs some chlorine, combines it with some of his sodium, and rubs salt in your wounds. Argh! Argh!
He kicks you with a foot of flame. Oof! Ugh!
He taunts you with a "Na Na Na." it really hurts your feelings. Eek! Ooh!
He sings a song-and-dance number about sodium, accompanied on the "punch an adventurer in the face." Argh! Eek!
He puts too much of himself into almost everything you eat and most of the things you drink, slowly killing you over a period of years. Oh, and he also strangles you with his flaming hands. Ow! Ooh!
He asks if you'd like to be punched, and you say, "Na."
He tries to kick you with a foot of flame, but fails at the flame foot feat.
He tries to lick you with a tongue of flame, but you don't do tongue on the first date.
He tries to punch you with a flaming fist, but the wind from the punch makes the flame go out, which embarrasses him.
He tries to rub salt in your wounds, but can't find any chlorine to add to himself.
He sings a song-and-dance number about sodium, which is entertaining but not informative.
He explains why too much of him is a bad thing, and that everyone should feel free to enjoy him, because he is essential for life, but to enjoy in moderation. It's a dull speech, but it beats getting attacked. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: nugget of sodium (25% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: nugget of sodium (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Chemistry Class.
Notes
References
- The musing about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium refers to the song that teaches kids about sodium from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, "Horror at Party Beach". Sodium!
