Son of a son of a sailor
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| Son of a son of a sailor | |
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| Monster ID | 1574 |
| Locations | The Sunken Party Yacht |
| Hit Points | 600 |
| Attack | 350 |
| Defense | 350 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 60-90 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Quest | salty sailor salt |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a son of a son of a sailorThis guy was a life-long sailor who drowned when the party yacht sank. Ironically, his father was also a life-long sailor who drowned when the party yacht he was working on sank, and so was his father before him.
So it's probably for the best that this guy never settled down and started a family.
Hit Message(s):
He changes your latitude and your attitude by knocking you down. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Ouch!
He cuts you with a pop-top, then rubs some old salt in your wounds. What a jerk. Argh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Argh!
He doesn't like the cut of your jib, so he attempts to change it with some wickedly sharp scissors. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!
He gives you a brand new tattoo. It's a real beauty, but it hurts like heck getting it done. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
He grabs his margarita blender and bashes you about the <forehead> with it. Eek! Ugh! Oof! Argh! Ow!
He puts you in the scuppers with a hosepipe on you. You don't know what any of that means, but it hurts. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Ooh!
He pulls out a flip-flop and smacks you with it, then pulls out a pop-top and slices you with it. You're about ready to cruise on back home. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Eek!
He drinks a margarita instead of attacking this round.
He gobbles a cheeseburger in paradise instead of attacking this round.
He tries to change your attitude, but you tell him to give you some latitude.
He tries to cut you with a pop-top, but you flip-flop away.
He tries to give you a brand new tattoo, but you decline.
He tries to put you in the scuppers with a hosepipe on you, but you tell him you're not drunk.
He stops to check whether his blender's finished making another round of margaritas. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 60-90 Meat (average: 75, stdev: 6.52)* |
 | You acquire some handfuls of salty sailor salt (100% chance)* |
| You gain 19-21 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Sunken Party Yacht.
Notes
- Amount of salt scraped off is proportional to this monster's overall Monster Level, up to a maximum of 6 handfuls at 200 ML or higher.
- Will only appear if you agree to help Buff Jimmy find his salt.
References
- This monster and various attack messages are based off of Jimmy Buffett songs, such as:
