Soyburger juice

soyburger juice

If you squeeze a grape, it lets out a little wine, but if you squeeze a soyburger, it just spits some juice. Some incredibly salty, vaguely fermented bean juice. Don't say the name three times fast, or you'll summon a vegan-friendly version of Michael Keaton.

Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: 2
Level required: 3
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: bottles of soyburger juice)

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Obtained From

The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade

Susie Soyburger

Susie Soyburger cast member

When Consumed

You drink the soyburger juice. It's so salty it almost goes out the other side into sweet.

You gain 2-3 Adventures.

You acquire an effect: Oversaturated Palate (duration: 1 Adventure)

You gain 2 Drunkenness.

• With Deadened palate:

You drink the soyburger juice. It's so salty it almost goes out the other side into sweet. Compared to the awful tofu you just ate, that actually tasted pretty good.

You gain 9-13 Adventures.

You lose an effect: Deadened palate

You gain 2 Drunkenness.

References

• The last line of the description is in reference to Beetlejuice, a film in which Michael Keaton stars.

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