Spaghetti Elemental (The Nemesis' Lair)
| Spaghetti Elemental | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 874 |
| Locations | The Nemesis' Lair (Pastamancer) |
| Hit Points | 220 |
| Attack | 170 |
| Defense | 153 |
| No-Hit | 180 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, noodle |
| Drops | Angelhair Culottes |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting the Spaghetti ElementalWith a flash of light and a burst of thunder, the Spaghetti Elemental (what is that thing's name, anyway? Does it even have one?) appears above the altar. The cultists all scream and fall to their knees, grovelling before their master.
"Since I obviously cannot count on you wretches to kill one miserable interloper," the voice screeches across your brain, and those of the cultists shivering and cowering on the floor, "I suppose I will have to do it myself!"
"I don't know how you managed to acquire this much power, aberration," you shout, "or what exactly your agenda is, or even how I managed to get saddled with this responsibility, really... but I'm putting a stop to this right now!"
The horrible creature laughs, a sound like tearing leather echoing in your skull. "Put a stop to this? To me? My rise to power is inexorable, Pastamancer. I will destroy -- utterly -- all those who toy with the fabric of the Noodleverse. And you shall go down in history as the first to feel my wrath."
Hit Message(s):
It howls loudly while flailing at your face. The combination of burst eardrums and lots of tiny welts makes for a singularly unpleasant experience. Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
It orders one of the cultists to beat you up, and he obligingly punches you in the face before going back to his kneeling and praying. Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
It wraps its noodles around your ankle, turns you upside down, and thumps your head on the floor a few times. It hurts, but at least all your stuff doesn't fall out of your pockets like you were expecting. Oof! Argh! Argh!
It wraps its noodles around your wrist and causes you to smack yourself in the head with your pasta spoon. "Why are you hitting yourself?" it asks, as it does it again. "Stop hitting yourself!"
The Spaghetti Elemental whips your <ankle> with one of its noodles. That stings! Eek! Ugh! Ouch!
The Spaghetti Elemental wraps its noodles around your throat and chokes a significant portion of the life out of you. Oof! Argh! Argh!
The Spaghetti Elemental flails its tendrils at you and howls incomprensibly. (Actually it's pretty comprehensible, but it's not printable.)
It orders one of the kneeling cultists to beat you up, but the man is too busy fainting.
The Spaghetti Elemental tries to grab your ankle, but you tell it your ankle is sore. (Get it? There's a dinosaur called an 'ankylosaur'. Hey, the more you know!)
The Spaghetti Elemental tries to entangle you, but you give him a lecture about personal space.
It whips you with one of its noodles, but it turns out that being whipped with a noodle isn't particularly painful.
The Spaghetti Elemental offers you breakfast, but you wisely refuse. (FUMBLE!)
Upon Defeat:
- You cover your ears, wincing, as the spaghetti elemental shrieks in pain and frustration. All around, his cultists writhe on the floor, screaming (except for one poor guy whose head explodes. It makes a noise like "blurst!" Pretty gross.)
- The altar grinds aside revealing a shaft down into the darkness, and your Nemesis quickly drops out of sight.
- You take a moment to brush skull fragments off of your pants and look around before giving chase; a secret compartment in the side of the altar proves to hold something interesting:
 | You acquire an item: Angelhair Culottes (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair as a Pastamancer.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
