Special Agent Wallace Burke Corrigan

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Special Agent Wallace Burke Corrigan
Monster ID 1223
Locations Anywhere, 11-33 turns after leveling to level 11, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him
Hit Points 140
Attack 121
Defense 123
No-Hit 131
Initiative 110
Meat unknown
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance ?
Monster Parts arm,head,leg,torso
Drops hunter brain
Manuel Agent Corrigan's cigarette
Manuel Entry
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Special Agent Wallace Burke Corrigan You're fighting Special Agent Wallace Burke Corrigan

"Fascinating, isn't it Zach?"

You turn to see a dark-haired man in a black suit, lighting a cigarette. "Excuse me?" you ask.

He puts his lighter away and pulls out his wallet, flipping it open to show you a badge. "I'm Special Agent Wallace Burke Corrigan," he says. "Call me Burke -- that's what everyone calls me."

"Okay... Burke. But my name isn't..."

"It's just like my coffee showed me this morning, Zach. Plain as day. 'F K' -- in the coffee!" "Who are you talking to?" you ask, but he only smiles calmly at you, pulling an automatic from his shoulder holster and clicking on the laser sight.

Hit Message(s):

Burke swaps out his pistol for a small hand-held... flamethrower?! Oh god! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! (hot damage)

Burke pulls out a sweet electric guitar, and proceeds to go Pete Townshend on your skull. Argh! Argh! Ugh! Oof!

Burke fires several rounds at you, while arguing with himself about whether "Pretty In Pink" was a better movie than "Sixteen Candles". Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!

Burke pounds you with, in succession: a hunk of rebar, a fireman's axe, a golf club, a weed-wacker, a crescent wrench, and a samurai sword. Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

Burke fires his pistol at you, scoring several solid hits. "Bullseye!" he mutters to himself. "Great shot!" Argh! Eek! Eek! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

Just as he's about to attack, Burke gets distracted by a trading card he finds lying on the ground.

Burke gets distracted by several large flies buzzing around his head. Looks like he hasn't changed his suit in a while.

Burke discovers a crate filled with infinite cans of the pickles, and spends several minutes filling his inventory with them.

Burke pulls out a sweet electric guitar, and looks like he's about to smash you with it, but at the last moment he has a change of heart and decides to give it back to the guy that runs the convenience store.

Fumble Message:

Just as he's about to attack you, Burke gets distracted by an old lady complaining about her pot getting cold. What the heck? (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: hunter brain

Occurs after reaching level 11 on a Zombie Slayer path.

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