Spelunking astronaut
| Spelunking astronaut | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 711 |
| Locations | Mt. Molehill |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats (Base Moxie + 5) |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel | compressed air canister |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a spelunking astronautThis guy looks really, really lost. He's wearing a space suit and carrying some kind of high-tech air-gun, but he's underground rather than in outer space. Looks like he should have taken that left turn at Rigel Seven.
Despite what you might think, 'spelunking astronaut' really isn't that great of a band name. It's more likely to turn up as a slang term for some disgusting sex act.
Hit Message(s):
He puts his air-gun in your mouth and pulls the trigger four times. The results are as predictable as they are messy. Ugh!
He puts his air-gun in your mouth and pulls the trigger twice. You expand in a comedic and painful fashion. Oof!
He tunnels above you and drops a rock on your head. Ouch!
He tunnels underneath you, and you fall into the pit he's created. Eek!
Okay, bear with me. A giant red orb wearing a diving mask lumbers into the tunnel. The astronaut pumps air into it until it explodes, showering you with icky, pulpy bits as well as gravel and various shrapnel. Trust me, it just gets weirder from there. Eek! Ouch! Oof!
He tries to inflate you, but you're not fated to be inflated.
He tries to inflate you, but your ego is already inflated to maximum capacity.
He tunnels above you, but you dodge the rocks he dislodges.
He tunnels underneath you. You yawn and wait for him to re-surface.
Okay, bear with me. He starts to attack you, but is stopped by a giant red sphere wearing a diving mask and snorkel. He has to deal with that monster before he can attack you, and you'll be mentally dealing with it for a while, too. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain Y <substat>. |
Occurs at Mt. Molehill.
References
- This monster is based on the protagonist from the video game Dig Dug. The player character in Dig Dug tunnels through the ground fighting monsters, one variety of which does indeed look like red spheres with diving masks. The monsters can be destroyed by inflating them until they explode, or by dislodging rocks with which to crush them.
