Spider-legged witch's hut
| Spider-legged witch's hut | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1580 |
| Locations | The Road to the White Citadel: Life Ain't Nothin But Witches and Mummies |
| Hit Points | 50 |
| Attack | 50 |
| Defense | 50 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% physical, 50% elemental |
| Monster Parts | door, leg, thatch, window |
| Drops | giant spider leg |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a spider-legged witch's hutOf all the various screw-ups you've inflicted on yourself during your adventuring career, attempting a frontal assault on a witch's hut (which subsequently turned out to be some kind of horrible spider monster) may be the worst. And very probably, the last.
The witch peers out of the window, and cackles with glee. "Kill <her/him>! Kill <her/him> dead, my beautiful, horrible house! Eeee-hee-hee-hee-heeee!"
As the house scuttles toward you, you briefly wish you were friends with that other old woman, who lives in the giant shoe.
Hit Message(s):
It shoots sticky webbing over your face so you suffocate. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
It extrudes some mandibles through its mail slot and chomps you. Ow! Ow! Ouch!
It stabs you with a poky spider leg. Ooh! Oof! Eek!
It spears you with a spider leg. In the leg. Eek! Argh! Ow!
It drips corrosive poison on your foot. Argh! Ooh! Oof!
It wraps your arms and legs in webbing, causing you to have a claustrophobic freak-out. Oof! Ouch! Argh!
It gives you a vicious bite with its mandibles. Sadly, it doesn't give you the proportionate strength and agility of a spider-house. It just hurts really, really bad.
It shoots sticky webbing at you, but you don't get caught in the web it's spinning.
It extrudes some mandibles through its mail slot, but you mark them Return to Sender.
It tries to spider-stab you, but your spider-stabbing-sense helps you dodge.
It tries to spear you with a spider leg, but apparently that's one of those things a spider can't do.
It tries to drip corrosive poison on you, but you dodge this corrosion.
It shoots webbing at you, but you walk through the spider webs, leave a message, and tell it to call you back.
It notices that the caulking around its windows is starting to crack, and stops attacking to call a licensed contractor to take care of the issue. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: giant spider leg (% chance)* |
Occurs when kicking down the door in Life Ain't Nothin But Witches and Mummies.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- Cannot be staggered or stunned.
- A successful hit from this monster has a chance of affecting you:
 | You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (duration: 10 Adventures) |
References
- Baba Yaga lived in a hut with chicken legs.
