Spider (duck?) topiary animal

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spider (duck?) topiary animal You're fighting a spider (duck?) topiary animal

So whoever did the topiary animals for Twin Peak must have been drunk, or on hallucinogens, or both. This looks like the top half of a duck and the bottom half of a spider, only the duck has mandibles and the spider's legs are webbed and . . . I dunno, man.

Hit Message(s):

It slaps you with eight webbed feet. Ugh! Oof!

It bites you with its leafy mandibles, injecting not venom but sap. Ow! Ugh!

It spins a web, then uses it as a slingshot to launch an egg at your <arm>. Eek! Oof!

It snaps you with its leafy bill. You should send it a lengthy bill from Doc Galaktik. Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It bites you with its mandibles while trying to do something altogether unseemly to you with a corkscrew-shaped branch. Thankfully, it only succeeds in beating the crap out of you. Ow! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to slap you with its webbed feet, but you run away on your flat feet.

It tries to bite you with its leafy mandibles, but you find the mandibles handlable.

It spins a web, then lays an egg in it. Poor confused beastie.

It tries to snap you with its leafy bill, but doesn't have the skill.

Fumble Message:

It can't decide whether to spin a web or go swimming or fight you, so it does none of the above. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: pestopiary (15% chance)*
You acquire an item: rusty hedge trimmers (15% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.