Spidercow
| Spidercow | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1915 |
| Locations | Investigating a Plaintive Telegram |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, leg |
| Drops | spidercow eye-cluster |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a spidercowIt does whatever a spider can, when a spider is six feet tall, made of bones, and under the control of a demonic cow skull bent on the total annihilation of humankind.
RE: Haunted Boneyard
These huge eight-legged cow skeletons are a little too big for the narrow passages of these ancient underground tombs, and boy are they annoyed by that fact.
RE: Missing: Many Children
As you're poking around in one of the village's graveyards (why does it have so many?) the fog thickens around you and you hear a clattering of bones. You turn toward the sound, expecting a skeleton, but finding something much, much worse.
RE: Missing: Pioneer Daughter
This horrifying monstrosity is made partly of cow bones and party of the bones of the soldiers Daisy killed when she took over this fort. You should put them to rest. It's what they would have wanted. The soldiers, not the cows. The cows would probably have wanted grass.
Hit Message(s):
The spidercow gores you, by which I mean blood and guts go everywhere. Ow! Eek! Eek!
The spidercow kicks you in the shoulder. And the neck. And the skull. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
The spidercow rams you with its horns. Eight legs let it build up quite a head of steam. Ow! Ow! Ugh!
The spidercow does the most amazing and horrifying staccato tap-dance on your now-mangled body. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Argh! Eek!
The spidercow starts to attack you, but can't seem to decide which legs to use.
The spidercow tries to gore you, but you get behind it and it has trouble getting its legs organized for turning around.
The spidercow tries to kick you, but you dodge. And dodge. And dodge.
The spidercow tries to charge you, but gets momentarily confused about having twice the usual number of legs. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: spidercow eye-cluster (20% chance)* |
Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.
Notes
- If terrifying, has an aura that deals spooky damage every round (even if stunned or staggered).
- You shudder at the horror of this monstrous thing.
You lose 60−80 hit points. (spooky damage)
- If horrifying, deals more damage every round.
- You shudder at the horror of this monstrous thing.
You lose 90−110 hit points. (spooky damage)
- This monster cannot be wished for.
