Spirit bedbug
| Spirit bedbug | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1456 |
| Locations | The Spirit World |
| Hit Points | (Player's Max HP - 13) / 2 (cap 375) |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie - 5 (cap 500) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle - 5 (cap 500) |
| Initiative | ? |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, torso |
| Drops | spirit gum |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a spirit bedbugThis giant bedbug is the scourge of the spirit realm. Not only is it creepy and unsettling to think about vermin drinking your blood while you sleep, spirit bedbug bites cause weeping sores on your psyche, itching in your sense of self-worth, and dream-hives.
Hit Message(s):
It bites you in the esprit de corps and sucks your will to live. Argh! Eek! Ooh!
It clicks its mandibles together through your <neck>, eschewing its normal psychic attacks. Oof! Argh! Ow!
It bites you in the well-earned sense of accomplishment and drains some of your resolve. Ugh! Eek! Argh!
It sinks its little fangs into your hope for the future and drains some away. Oof! Argh! Ow!
It walks all over you with its gross little legs. Ooh! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
It pulls a spring out of the box springs nearby and shanks you with it. Oof! Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!
Rather than bite you psychically in some obscure component of your personality, it's content to just try and chew your actual head off this round, and almost succeeds. Ow! Oof! Argh! Argh! Ow!
It bites you in the ennui and sucks your lack of will to live.
It tries to shank you with a box spring, but you say, "no shanks."
It sinks its little fangs into your fears about the future and drains some away.
It tries to walk all over you, but you point out that you're not a bed.
It bites you in the fear of failure that keeps you from succeeding, and thankfully drains some of it away.
It tries to bug you, but you look away and hum to yourself.
It stops to lay a clutch of gross eggs, thereby perpetuating the cycle of unpleasantness that moves us all. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: spirit gum (% chance)* |
Occurs in the Spirit World.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
