Spirit pea
| Spirit pea | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1457 |
| Locations | The Spirit World |
| Hit Points | (Player's Max HP - 13) / 2 (cap 375) |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie - 5 (cap 500) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle - 5 (cap 500) |
| Initiative | ? |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | pea |
| Drops | spirit gum |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a spirit peaThe Great Turtle Spirits are damnably light sleepers, and even a pea underneath a mattress is enough to keep them awake and complaining.
In this case, though, the pea is almost as big as you are, and it's dried and gnarly, and it has a rudimentary face that moans and weeps. So I guess that would keep anybody awake.
Hit Message(s):
It rolls over your toes. You curse and imagine turning it into split pea soup. Ow! Ugh! Oof!
It shrinks to the size of a marble, rolls under your foot, and trips you up. Argh! Ooh! Eek!
It moans and gibbers with its weird vestigial face. It's super-creepy. Oof! Argh! Ugh! (spooky damage)
It plays "opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark" with you. You lose. Eek! Ooh! Ouch!
It pulls out a sharpened carrot and shanks you with it. Ooh! Argh! Ugh!
It crashes into you and knocks you over. And to think, your mother said peas were good for you. Ooh! Ow! Argh!
It rolls at you, knocks you over, then spends a few minutes rolling back and forth over you until you're as bruised and battered as a black-eyed pea. Ow! Ow! Ow! Eek! Oof!
It plays "opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark" with you, but you win.
It shrinks down and tries to trip you up, but you avoid stepping on it.
It tries to crash into you, but can't roll straight on the bed.
It tries to roll over your toes, but you pull them out of the way.
It moans and gibbers at you, but you're unfazed.
It tries to shank you with a sharpened carrot, but you've eaten enough carrots that you can easily see it coming.
It rolls at you, misses, and keeps rolling for a few seconds, cursing its spiritual momentum. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat. |
 | You acquire... something. (% chance)* |
Occurs in the Spirit World.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- The titular princess in The Princess and the Pea was kept awake by a pea that had been placed underneath her mattresses.
- The opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark at one point has Indiana Jones running from a boulder that is rolling towards him, threatening to crush him.
