Spooky bicycle chain

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spooky bicycle chain
spooky bicycle chain

This is a wicked-looking length of bicycle chain. You try to imagine the bicycle it was originally a part of, but your mind boggles at the sheer wicked spookiness of it all.

Type: weapon (1-handed flail)
Damage: 8 - 16
Muscle Required: 25
Selling Price: 95 Meat.

+5 Spooky Damage
+5% chance of Critical Hit


(In-game plural: spooky bicycle chains)
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Item number: 1137
Description ID: 894321682
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Obtained From

The Spooky Gravy Burrow
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

Messages

You deliver a spooky smackdown with your spooky bicycle chain, doing X damage and covering <it> in spooky grease (which is the spooky word). ZAP! KERBLAM! BARF!
You flail wildly with your spooky bicycle chain, leaving scratches and grease-marks all over <it>. Oh, and doing X damage. BARF! BAM! SMACK!
You hit for X damage with your spooky bicycle chain, adding this foe to the chain of fools you've already defeated. WHACK! WHAM! WHACK!
You manage to do X damage with the bicycle chain. It's hard to use a bicycle chain as a weapon, but it beats using the whole bicycle. POW! SPLAT! SPLAT!
You smack <it> with the spooky bicycle chain for X damage. A bicycle chain's a weird weapon, but it works better than the bicycle shorts you tried before. POW! SOCKO! SMACK!

References

  • The "adding this foe to the chain of fools you've already defeated" may be a reference to the song "Chain of Fools" by Aretha Franklin.
  • The hit message "spooky grease (which is the spooky word)" is a reference to a song from the stage and film musical Grease.

See Also

Collection

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