Square CRIMBCOOKIE
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square CRIMBCOOKIE
This is a Crimbo cookie from CRIMBCO, your inoffensively festive corporate conglomerate. Actually, CRIMBCO suggests you refer to Crimbo as "the holiday," or "the CRIMBCO-sponsored holiday." That way, even those who don't believe in Crimbo magic can be included in forking over shovelfuls of meat to CRIMBCO.
CRIMBCO went through several designs for this cookie, rejecting bugbear-shaped as offensive to vegetarians, man-shaped as sexist, and elf-shaped as disturbingly cannibalistic. They finally settled on simple, inoffensive, blandly serviceable geometric shapes.
Type: food (awesome)
Size: 2
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Effect: Square to be Hip (10 Adventures)Moxie +10%
(In-game plural: square CRIMBCOOKIEs)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Chez Snootée (sometimes) (300 Meat)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Crimbo 2010
- Advent Calendar
When Consumed
- Without a glass of goat's milk in your inventory:
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| You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round. | ||
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| (You gain 2 Fullness.) |
- With at least one glass of goat's milk in your inventory:
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| You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round. | ||
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These things taste especially good dipped in goat's milk!
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| (You gain 2 Fullness.) |
References
- The consumption message refers to the idiom "square peg in a round hole."
Collection
- 🥇: Tiny Plastic Grimmy (#1071066) - 1,923
- 🥈: YankaTexee (#1315664) - 1,705
- 🥉: hotdeth (#1722417) - 1,109
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 756
- #5: Nachtmahr (#1739761) - 302
- #6: Mystic_Potato (#154601) - 185
- #7: suicidalsue (#1206687) - 174
- #8: Skent (#1076753) - 107
- #9: Nikademus (#95105) - 105
- #10: caducus (#2152206) - 100
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