Steam-Routing Trainbot
| Steam-Routing Trainbot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2265 |
| Locations | Crimbo Train (Coal Car) |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | chassis, pipe, tube, vent |
| Drops | steamed oyster, portable steam unit |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Steam-Routing TrainbotThis robot is responsible for the intelligent routing of steam from the Crimbo Train's boiler to all of its important subsystems. When it's operating at peak capacity, it makes the train 1% more efficient, which isn't enough to satisfy its desire for purpose and meaning.
Why did they program it to have a desire for purpose and meaning? That just seems like pointless cruelty to me.
Hit Message(s):
It routes some steam to your <nipple>. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! (hot damage)
It suddenly emits torrents of steam in every direction, including the direction of your <nipple>. Oof! Ouch! Ouch! (hot damage)
It blasts you in the face with a big toot of steam. What a cruel toot that was. Ow! Argh! Ow! (hot damage)
It routes some steam to your <nipple>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ooh! Ow! (hot damage)
It blasts a big toot of steam into the air and makes one of those train whistle sounds you're always hearing when you listen to trains.
It routes some steam to your <nipple>, but your <nipple> was feeling kinda chilly, so it's actually an improvement.
It routes some steam to your <nipple>, but your <nipple> was feeling kinda chilly, so it's actually an improvement. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: steamed oyster (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: portable steam unit (% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Train (Coal Car).
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
- Blocks staggers
- These things are relentless!
