Stone baseball cap

stone baseball cap

Long before man began to weave textiles, and (curiously enough) long before the game "baseball" was invented, frat boy cavemen wore these baseball caps carved out of stone. The heavy, confining headgear inhibited their brain development, assuring they would remain monosyllabic, simple creatures obsessed with excretion and procreation.

Since modern frat boys wear light, comfortable baseball caps, no one's sure why they turn out the same way.

Type: hat
Power: 195
Moxie Required: 82
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

Damage Reduction: 10
Weapon Damage +15
Muscle -10

(In-game plural: stone baseball caps)

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Obtained From

The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

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• Damage Reduction
• Bonus Weapon Damage
• Muscle Modifiers

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