Stone temple pirate
| Stone temple pirate | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1159 |
| Locations | The Hidden Temple |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats (capped at 37) |
| Attack | Scales with player stats (capped at 50) |
| Defense | Scales with player stats (capped at 50) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head |
| Drops | eyepatch, ancient poisoned dart |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a stone temple pirateOne of the myriad carved stone pirate heads on the walls of the temple comes to life as you approach. "INTRUUUDDDAAAAAR!" he shouts, glaring at you with the eyes of disarray (or one of them, anyway. The other one's under an eyepatch). Looks like you'll need to fight him now, rather than wait for tomorrow.
Hit Message(s):
His eyepatch flips up, revealing a tiny dart gun, out of which a tiny dart shoots, poisoning you. Ow! Eek!
He hits you in the hand. At least your hand likes to heal, so it'll get better as long as you take time for it. Eek! Argh!
He shouts, "where you going with the mask I found?" and bites you on the <giblets>. Eek! Argh!
He says that he wants to get next to you, and when you refuse, he has to hurt you, too. Ouch! Argh!
And I feel so much depends on the weather. And unfortunately, right now it's raining -- raining headbutts from a bunch of stone temple pirate heads. Ow! Argh!
He shouts, "where you going with the mask I found?" but you assure him you're not going anywhere with his mask.
His eyepatch flips up, revealing a smooth expanse of stone beneath. Well, that was anticlimactic.
He tries to wound you in the hand, but you take time to dodge.
He says "I know you want what's on my mind," but you assure him you don't.
He asks if, when the dogs begin to smell you, you'll smell alone. You ask him what that even means, and he has to ponder the question for a bit. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: ancient poisoned dart (35% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: eyepatch (15% chance)* |
Occurs at The Hidden Temple.
Notes
- The dart gun attack also grants 10 adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.
- Yields a li'l pirate costume when you own Trick-or-Treating Tot.
References
- A giant homage to the Stone Temple Pilots.
