Stuffed porpoise

stuffed porpoise

This is a stuffed replica of a porpoise, for those looking to lead a porpoise-driven life.

Actually, I wouldn't recommend letting it drive your meatcar, since it doesn't have thumbs, and is completely inanimate.

Type: off-hand item
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
Gift Item

(In-game plural: stuffed porpoises)

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Item number: 4544
Description ID: 773251324
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Obtained From

Stores

The Tweedleporium (10,000 Meat)

When Used

You punch your porpoise. If you know what I mean. (I mean you punch your stuffed porpoise in the face.)

References

• Punching the porpoise is a reference to the phrase "flogging the dolphin", a euphemism for masturbation.
• The porpoise driven life is probably a reference to this youtube video, itself a parody of The Purpose Driven Life.

Collection

• 🥇: Pastahead (#486552) - 210
• 🥈: Rag Nymph (#2662313) - 200
• 🥉: chibichan (#1703345) - 170
• #4: Scrabblewench (#963271) - 151
• #5: Darkling (#1687415), Farflier (#2070646), caducus (#2152206), rintaun (#135388) - 100
• #9: Lord Budroe (#1071487) - 85
• #10: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 84

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