Stumbling-drunk congoer (male)
| Stumbling-drunk congoer (male) | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1969 |
| Locations | KoL Con Clan Party House, 12 West Main |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | unidentified drink, KoL Con 13 T-shirt |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a stumbling-drunk congoer (male)On your way through the party, you clumsily jog a guy's elbow, spilling his beer. You turn to apologize at the same moment he does, and the two of you accidentally knock your skulls together with a sound like two coconut halves.
Hit Message(s):
In the midst of the awkward floundering dance the two of you do while attempting to resolve this mishap, he accidentally stands on your foot. Ooh! Eek!
"Aw dang shorry," he slurs as he reaches to wipe beer off your shirt, and accidentally pokes you in the eye. Ugh! Ugh!
He invites you to play a complex boardgame, and in the midst of his excited description of it, accidentally whangs you in the <groin> with the corner of the heavy cardboard box. Eek! Ooh!
A third drunken partygoer jogs his other elbow, and the resulting clumsy carnage (clarmsage) is indescribable. Ooh! Ugh!
The two of you shuffle back and forth, getting in each other's way while trying to get out of each other's way.
He waves a paper napkin two feet to your left, having picked the wrong poorly-focused image to try and wipe beer off of.
He tries to invite you to play a boardgame, but is too sloshed to remember the name of it or to describe how it plays.
He squints at your face, trying to remember your name, then squints at your name-badge, trying to read it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: unidentified drink (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: KoL Con 13 T-shirt (5% chance)* |
Occurs at KoL Con Clan Party House or 12 West Main.
