Swamp beaver lumberjack
| Swamp beaver lumberjack | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1349 |
| Locations | Swamp Beaver Territory |
| Hit Points | 50 |
| Attack | 54 |
| Defense | 48 |
| Initiative | 30 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, tail, torso, leg |
| Drops | fine aged cheddarwurst, balaclava |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a swamp beaver lumberjackThis primitive beaver-man is dressed in ragged bits of plaid flannel scavenged from lumberjacks who were ambushed and killed for trespassing too close to the Great Tree. His role in the tribe is to cut down lesser trees for use in dam building. Admittedly, dams aren't particularly useful or functional in the middle of a swamp, but beavers know pretty much one thing, and they stick to it.
Hit Message(s):
Not having an axe to chop you down with, the beaver kicks you in the shins instead. Ugh!
The beaver bites your skull with his giant teeth. Stupid giant beaver teeth! Ugh!
The beaver pricks your <kidney> with its needle-sharp quills, and it occurs to you that it might actually be a porcupine. Ugh!
 | You acquire an effect: Stumpy (duration: 10 Adventures) |
The beaver tries to kick you in the shins, but misses, and you would not believe the lameness of the pun I originally wrote here.
The beaver tries to bite your <kidney>, but misses. The clacking sound makes you wince.
The beaver tries to bite you, but the cyclone fence gets in its way.
The beaver looks at you contemplatively, probably trying to figure out what sort of dam to build out of you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: fine aged cheddarwurst (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: balaclava (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Swamp Beaver Territory.
