Swamp beaver warrior
| Swamp beaver warrior | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 593 |
| Locations | The Wildlife Sanctuarrrrrgh, Swamp Beaver Territory |
| Hit Points | 40 |
| Attack | 28 |
| Defense | 35 |
| Initiative | 30 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, tail, torso |
| Drops | beaver spear, fine aged cheddarwurst |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a swamp beaver warriorThis is a primitive beaver-man (or possibly man-beaver) dressed in piecemeal gator-hide armor and wielding a large hand-carved (or more likely, mouth-chewed) war club. His tribe worships the Great Tree as some sort of ancient god, and have sworn their lives to protecting it from invaders. In this case, 'invaders' means you. Lucky you.
Hit Message(s):
He gnaws a large chunk out of your <elbow> with his horrible buck teeth. Ow!
He lumbers toward you and bashes you in the skull with his club. Ha ha, 'lumbers'. Ow!
He slaps you in the side of the head with his massive flat tail. It stings! Ow!
He stands in front of you and bashes you rhythmically and methodically with his club. Ow!
He smashes his club into your armor, producing a really cool burst of orange light. It turns out that's bad, though. Ow!
He starts to gnaw on your <elbow>, but since you aren't a pirate and it's not a peg-<elbow>, he loses interest.
He lumbers toward you swinging his club, but the timbre of his war-cry gives you ample warning to dodge.
He slaps at you with his flat tail, but years of dodging wet towels in gym class have prepared you for such an eventuality.
He stands in front of you and swings his club at you rhythmically, but you dodge, block, and/or parry each time.
He swings his club at you, but accidentally whacks himself in his oversized and exposed front teeth. You wince in sympathy. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: fine aged cheddarwurst (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: beaver spear (10% chance)* |
Occurs at The Wildlife Sanctuarrrrrgh and Swamp Beaver Territory.
