Swamp monster
| Swamp monster | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2063 |
| Locations | The Putrid Swamp |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 120 |
| Defense | 120 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | Soft cap: 20 |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Rubee™ |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a swamp monster"Blooarrrrgh!" yells a horrible swamp monster -- or anyway a guy dressed in green plastic garbage bags and, judging by the smell, the juice that collects inside of green plastic garbage bags. As swamp monster facsimiles go, it seems pretty accurate.
You smell him before you see him -- that swamp monster again. "Blooarrrcough cough!" he says.
"You okay in there?" you ask.
"Can't... breathe..." comes the response. "...also can't... break character... blooarrgh!"
"Well, I admire your commitment," you say. "I'm going to admire it from a little further away now."
"Blooarrrgh!" It's that vile-smelling swamp monster again.
"Hey, man. How's it going?"
"Blooarrrgh! Bloo... ugh... blarrrgh! Aw jeez," he says.
"What's wrong?"
"I threw up inside my suit," comes the sad reply.
The horrible swamp monster shambles up to you. "Bloooargh!!"
"That sounds a little healthier," you say. "Did they let you out of there for a while?"
"Dey gabe me noze plugs," he says. "Id's a liddle bedder."
"Blooarrrgh!" The foul-smelling swamp monster approaches you again. You spot the cannister[sic] of an old gas mask poking out from under the plastic rags, so that's good news for the actor, at least. It doesn't help you much, though.
Hit Message(s):
The swamp monster hits you in the eye with a heavy, wet fist. Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ooh!
The swamp monster gets near you, and you smell him. Argh! Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)
He waves his arms and sprays garbage juice all over you. Ouch! Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)
The swamp monster grabs you in a big ol' bear hug oh god Ow! Argh! Ooh! (stench damage)
He hits you in the <arse>, but he's too weak from the constant stench to do much damage.
His smell wafts over to you, but you dodge.
A spray of garbage juice destroys the umbrella you suddenly had but don't any more.
The swamp monster is momentarily preoccupied with gasping for breath. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat |
 | You acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Putrid Swamp.
Notes
- Deals passive stench damage every round, equal to 100% of your maximum HP (reduced by stench resistance):
- The stench of this guy's costume is totally overwhelming. (stench damage)
- Has a softcap on all damage: any damage over 20 gets reduced according to floor((x-20)^0.7+20), where x is the original damage.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
