Swarm of Knob lice
| Swarm of Knob lice | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1059 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Barracks |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 25 |
| Defense | 22 |
| No-Hit | 35 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% |
| Monster Parts | louse |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a swarm of Knob liceAs you're carefully stepping between the filthy straw mattresses that line the walls of the barracks, you trip over a footlocker and fall face-first into one of them.
You're not injured by the fall, but you manage to stir up a pretty angry swarm of lice. Ick.
Hit Message(s):
One of them sucks a little blood out of your <shoulder>. Then a couple dozen more follow suit. Oof! Oof! Ugh!
They swarm over you like white on rice, provided white bites the crap out of rice. Ow! Ooh! Argh!
They bite you in the short hairs. You really, really wish you had shaved your head before you came in. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
One lousy louse sucks blood out of your <shoulder> until you're woozy. Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
All the lice latch onto various parts of you and suck out blood in unison. You're going to need some juice and a cookie when they're done. Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
They try to bite you in the short hairs, but you already shaved those off.
They try to suck your blood, but can't find a straw.
They swarm at you, but you back away.
A louse tries to suck your blood, but is lousy at it.
Like vampires, these lice want to saaaahk your blaaaaahd. Unlike vampires, they aren't sexy enough that you'll let them. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain 6-7 <substat>. |
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Barracks
Notes
- This monster counts as a group (of size 100). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.
References
- The "short hairs" are usually pubic hair.
- Needing juice and a cookie after blood loss refers to typical blood donation practice in the US.
