Swimming pool monster
| Swimming pool monster | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1970 |
| Locations | KoL Con Clan Party House |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | "water" |
| Drops | discarded swimming trunks, diluted makeup |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a swimming pool monsterA disgusting slurry of what once was water sludges up to you -- a gelatinous mass of shed skin cells, suntan lotion, half-dissolved makeup, glitter, bits of hair, cigarette ashes, spilled drinks, and the other unspeakable leavings that fill a swimming pool after a 72-hour drunken revel. A little extra chlorine won't fix this -- this is more of a "bulldoze the house into the pool and dig a new pool several miles away" situation.
Hit Message(s):
As the elemental attacks, you see something inside it that you're pretty sure is a deflated party balloon, but oh god what if it isn't? Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
It punches you in the solar-plexus, and spits into your mouth as you gasp for air. Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
A wave of partially-dissolved filth fills up your boots. And also your mouth. Ooh! Eek! Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
It doesn't even really have to attack you, because just the way it looks makes you gag a little. Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
The elemental splashes you, but you cover your face with your hands so as to not see (or taste, or smell) anything horrible.
It tries to punch you in the stomach, but no way are you getting near a punchbowl that looks like that.
A wave of partially-dissolved filth washes over you, but fortunately you're wearing your fishing waders. And also your fishing mouth-guard.
It gloops around a little, but doesn't attack. It almost seems like it's so gross, it even disgusts itself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: diluted makeup (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: discarded swimming trunks (5% chance)* |
Occurs at KoL Con Clan Party House.
