T-9000
| T-9000 | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1641 |
| Locations | The Post-Mall |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+10 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+10 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | tarnished bottlecap, TI-9000 calculator |
| Manuel | spray chrome |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a T-9000In the horrible dystopian future, robots have no shame. They walk around crushing skulls unapologetically, they don't bother to clothe their naked skeletons, and they're constantly finishing peoples sentences and correcting their grammar in public.
Hit Message(s):
It says "I need your clothes, your AMOUR, and your motorcycle." Then it shoots you in the <shoulder> before you can even argue.Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Ow! Ugh!
It says "Prepare to sense HOJU7437. The data will be perceptible to you as pain." Then it shoots you in the <shoulder>.Oof! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
It says "Chill out, DICKY23" and shoots you in the kneecap.Ouch! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Oof!
The T-9000 says "I'll be BAAL" and then leaves for a few minutes.
The T-9000 says "I'll be BAAL" and then leaves for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: tarnished bottlecap (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: TI-9000 calculator (?% chance)* |
Occurs at The Post-Mall.
