Talk:Asiago, the Pastamancer

I couldn't remember exactly what he said for my sauceror, so it's paraphrased. Sorry.--Silophant 06:39, 24 January 2007 (CST)

After beating The Clownlord Beelzebozo and completing my epic-weapon, I get this upon subsequent visits: "I regret the delay, Agrippa, but I am still waiting to find out where your Nemesis is hiding. Come back later." --Agrippa 18:23, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

Text dumping ;) --JRSiebz (☎|§|‡) 09:48, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

"We have not located your Nemesis as yet. Rest assured that, when we do, you will be alerted immediately."

After defeating thug/hitman/spaghetti:

"Ah, [Player Name], it is good to see you safe. There have been some notably disreputable-looking people inquiring about you."

"Yeah, I had a run-in with some of them," you mutter darkly. "It looks like there's a price on my head."

"Undoubtedly an attempt at revenge by your Nemesis. Unfortunately, he has somehow managed to defeat all attempts to locate him via magical means. We will continue our attempts, but in the meantime, please use the utmost caution."

"Yeah, thanks."

After Yakisoba the Executioner:

"Ah, [Player Name], you've returned. And relatively unscathed, I am pleased to note. Are your Nemesis' assassins proving to be an ordeal?"

"No," you reply, "I think I've seen the last of them, thankfully. Have a look at this -- I got it off of their leader." You hand over the secret tropical island volcano lair map.

"It appears my earlier musings were justified -- it was a secret tropical volcano island after all. Interesting. ...It appears that you will need a ship to reach it, and a strong one at that, judging by the indicators on this map."

"Right. I was hoping you could lend me one?"

"Unfortunately, such a ship is not among our available resources, and none of our transportation specialists will have the requisite knowledge of your destination needed for a spell of teleportation. You will need to locate a ship through other channels."

"That figures."

After reaching Volcanic Island:

"Sorry, [Player Name], but there's not much going on at the moment. Try back later."